sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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