fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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