If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
No subtext here. People are naked.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
