In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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