dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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