Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
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