how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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