Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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