is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Randomize
