Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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