I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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