And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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