I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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