Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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