We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Hey! you should come over!
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