Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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