I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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