btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
No I am not eating basil off your cock
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
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