i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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