Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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