I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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