Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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