Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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