i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
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