How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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