I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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