You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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