the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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