Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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