So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Someone came in the potted fern
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Randomize
