is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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