Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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