are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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