It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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