D3 body, D1 cock
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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