I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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