New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Randomize