I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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