something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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