You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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