Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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