I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
...so i touched it.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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