Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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