Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
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