I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
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