i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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