You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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