I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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