what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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