we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
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