We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
Randomize
