i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
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