**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Dicks are not precious.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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