Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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