she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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